How regrettable that our bishops and politicians DO NOT believe we should utilize all of our God-given weapons. The same ones who would confiscate our guns also would like to profane the Most Holy Eucharist, so as to avoid “weaponizing” It.
Among Many Weapons – The Eucharist is the Best
That being said, the Eucharist is the most important weapon in the realm of spiritual combat. Today’s clergy simply don’t believe in such a battle (and possibly not in the real presence of Jesus in the Eucharist either).
I don’t know about you, but I would love to have such a weapon in my arsenal at all times. Failing that, I have a few other solid items . . .
Behold my WEAPONS TABLE! Below are a sample of my most effective weapons. Plenty of stopping power here, boys and girls . . .
Instructions for Proper Weapons Usage
Pictured above are the following:
1) Rosary – the weapon of choice of St. Padre Pio
2) Holy Water – kept in a mason jar; much more potent than moonshine
3) Prayer Cards – demons won’t hang around long if they have to endure beautiful images of Our Lord and Our Lady.
4) Smith & Wesson Pistol – in case I need blast someone
5) Blessed Candles – in case the lights go out during 3 Days of Darkness
Enjoy and Deus Vult!
Catholics Aren't Zombies! 