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Category Archives: Catholic Modernism
Modernism is the synthesis of all heresies. The wicked forces who dominate the modern “Antichurch” attempt to upend every element of the Catholic religion. In these articles, I seek to dispel some of their worst trickery.
Malachi Martin’s “Vatican”: Book Review
This is an analysis of Fr. Malachi Martin’s 1986 novel, Vatican. I consider it the prequel to his other book, Windswept House.
No, Matt Fradd, The New Calendar Sucks
Why does Matt Fradd think the Traditional Latin Mass should conform to the modernist “new” liturgical calendar? The other is obvious: he, himself, is a modernist and terrific example of controlled opposition.
Will Leo Prevost Ruin Rerum Novarum?
What would happen if Robert Prevost (nicknamed “Leo XIV”) would issue a successive document to Pope Leo XIII’s Rerum Novarum?
Are You a QAnon-Prevost-Catholic?
Does the QAnon conspiracy have any relation to the current ordeal with Robert Prevost? You decide . . .
Adversus Zuhlsdorf
Fr. Z tells us to “shut up.” I tell him, “no!”
How to Verify If Leo XIV is the True Pope
You can skip all the silly debates over the pontifical legitimacy of Leo XIV with one simple test.
Here’s Your Winner And NEW King of the Antichurch
What should we make of this new “Pope Leo XIV”? Here, I offer my initial reactions.
Positivity is For Wussies – 3rd Lenten Reflection
“You’re too negative.”
Well, then go read a few coloring books, instead.
Punishment Mysteries of the Rosary: Bishops Edition
This is a semi-satirical piece where I mock the notion of inventing new Rosary decades.
Letter to New Filipino Bishop in Love with Judas Iscariot
Why do so many Anti-Catholic prelates defend Judas Iscariot, nowadays? Is he their spiritual father?
Behold “Special Event” Catholicism!
As usual, Catholic events, including Eucharistic Congresses, must consist of ecumenical music sessions and ample opportunity for young people to scream their heads off nonstop (presumably with the Holy Eucharist present).
The Easiest Time to Despise the World
It’s time to leave the vomit, AKA world, and focus on more important things (God).
Diocesan Priests Aren’t Zombies: Why Are So Few Canonized?
This article focuses on the dearth of canonized diocesan priests, and delves into recent problems for the Fraternal Society of Saint Peter (FSSP).
Today’s World is Totally Fake
Why does it seem like everything is so fake or at least superficial these days? Here’s a glance at the many of examples of fake institutions, ideas, and people.
8 Ways Modernism Apes Catholicism
Modernism is the synthesis of all heresies, where its agents seek to uproot and revolutionize essentially everything the Church teaches. Although this should shock nobody, it leads to a loss of faith, fewer vocations, poor faith formation, and other tragic consequences. The good news is that the “ape” of the Church, is not the Church herself.
Semi-Arranged Marriages for Catholics
Are you tired of all the milquetoast articles on traditional Catholic courtship? Would you like a few ideas on how to do this without touchy-feels? Try these suggestions.
God’s Love: Better Than Self-Loving “Pride”
Have you grown weary of “LGBTQ Pride” and would like something infinitely better? Then your only alternative is God’s love.
Audit Catholic Sacristies Now! Fake Wine Recall!
Does your parish use the correct wine for Mass? If not, the Mass is invalid. Regrettably, this is happening in Kansas City . . . and probably many other places.
Catholics: Are you Suffering or Merely “Rotting?”
Does your life involve suffering, rotting, or neither? Find out why this matters for practicing Catholics.
Does Sunday Mass Preaching Sound Like a “ChatGPT” sermon?
What happens if Catholic clergy start using ChatGPT to compose their sermons? Sadly, for many of them, it might be an upgrade.
The Saints Weren’t Nice to Fags
What did the saints have to say about fags (AKA sodomites)? Find out why they weren’t too fond of them.
Should Catholics Be “Rad Trad”?
What does it mean to be a “Rad Trad,” and is that a bad thing? Find out why it’s not in this post.
Kill Modernism: Render Unto God . . . in Latin!
Would you like to know an underrated way to defeat modernism and “render unto God”? Try praying in Latin!
Job Security is for Total Pansies
Are you attached to your job or career? Then there’s a good chance it’s making a pansy out of you. Here’s why you should detach yourself from it.
Homosexuality: A Tool of the State
Is homosexuality (sodomy) a tool of the state for destabilizing families, cultures, and thereby destroying any potential resistance? Yes, it’s all that and more.
Which Do You Fear? The Jaws of Hell or The Jaws of Corona?
Do you think St. Francis of Assisi would have gone along with scamdemic lockdowns? Of course, not! Saints don’t fall for that type of garbage.
Catholic American = NOT American Catholic
Would you consider yourself an American Catholic or a Catholic American? Find out which is better.
Central Banking And No Child Labor: Lead to Abortion
Communists love central banks and hate child labor. Here are several reasons why those lead to greater abortion frequency.
Natural Family Planning (NFP): Imprecise Terminology?
Natural Family Planning (NFP) is pretty bizarre lingo you’ll hear in Catholic circles, nowadays. I contend it’s rather imprecise (and often confusing). Here’s what it means.
We’re Weak and Getting What We Deserve
If you insist on being weak, then you can expect to take an even greater beatdown from the world.
Catholics Aren't Zombies! 