Impossibly Awful Food

Zero Hedge reports that the company known as Beyond Meat isn’t making money off its fake meat, and therefore having to lay off lots of workers.

Who could have seen that coming? Perhaps Americans don’t really like fake beef made from plants (and probably styrofoam) after all.

OBSERVATION: I noticed not, but a few weeks ago that the only thing in the meat aisle that wasn’t virtually empty was the Impossible Beef. In other words, while every other meat variety was hemorrhaging from shelves, people STILL didn’t want anything to do with the Impossible poison.

Who would have thought?