Catholics Aren't Zombies!

A Trump Victory: Short-Lived at Best

Has anybody thought of what it will be like when Trump’s ability to influence ANYTHING ends in just a few short years? After all, his potential presidency won’t last any better than four more years. What happens after that?

SSPX Non-Belligerence: Part 2

Here is the follow-up to my previous article exploring Archbishop Vigano’s assertion that the SSPX has become “tired and non-belligerent.”

Should Catholics Have a Five-Year Plan for a Coming Chastisement?

And if his children forsake my law, and walk not in my judgments: If they profane my justices: and keep not my commandments: I will visit their iniquities with a rod: and their sins with stripes. But my mercy I will not take away from him: nor will I suffer my truth to fail.–Psalm 88:Continue reading “Should Catholics Have a Five-Year Plan for a Coming Chastisement?”

Get Spiritual Direction from Jorge Mario Bergoglio!

My friends, never let “AI” replace authentic spiritual direction in your lives. Well, that is, unless you decide to take lessons from the Berg Man.

Has the SSPX Become Tired and Non-Belligerent?

I welcome all SSPX members to refute Abp. Vigano’s claims. This involves addressing the proverbial elephant in the room (err . . . Vatican).

Amelia from Fatima: One Person We KNOW is in Purgatory

What should we do for a soul trapped in Purgatory until the cessation of the world? We better get on our knees and start praying.

Free Consulting for Jabroni-American Companies

Have you noticed how most job advertisements have a “DEI” disclaimer? I thought of a way to streamline that little gibberish.

Real Ways to Oppose Apostate-Dictator Bergoglio

Are you searching for effective solutions to the Bergoglian antipapacy, ones you can enact yourself?

Behold “Special Event” Catholicism!

As usual, Catholic events, including Eucharistic Congresses, must consist of ecumenical music sessions and ample opportunity for young people to scream their heads off nonstop (presumably with the Holy Eucharist present).

Paying Taxes & The Slaughtering of the Innocents

Do you pay your taxes no matter what? Perhaps that’s not such a wonderful idea.

The Book of Gomorrah: Part II

How about we counter “Gay Pride” with Anti-Gay-Slime Month? The fags have enjoyed their hour. Now, let’s return to mental healthiness.

Cowardice Cannot be the Sole Strategy in Spiritual Conflict

Should you hide under your bed and never use the Internet for fear of grave scandal with every click? No, of course not, because that’s a coward’s strategy unfit for heroic Catholics.

Consecrate Russia to Stupid Conservatism?

Some Catholic commentators would have you believe we should rejoice over Russia’s trend toward conservatism. I contend, however, that this is a social-political mirage, and a far cry from what heaven expects.

Antipope Bergoglio: A Simple Root Cause Analysis

Do you know how to get to the root of the problem . . . of the Bergoglian Antipapacy?

Discerning Catholic Apparitions: Part 3

We must once again examine Catholic apparitions: the good, the bad, and the just plain absurd. Here we’ll go deeper into “Divine Will,” “Divine Mercy,” Fatima, and others.

Will Taylor Swift’s ‘Eras Tour’ Include Cats?

Why am I wasting precious blog space on Taylor Swift and musical concerts? Continue reading to discover the secret.

Malachi Martin’s Windswept House: Deep Dive & Analysis

Need a condensed (but thorough) review of the important themes from Malachi Martin’s Windswept House? Then check out this report.

The Easiest Time to Despise the World

It’s time to leave the vomit, AKA world, and focus on more important things (God).

Diocesan Priests Aren’t Zombies: Why Are So Few Canonized?

This article focuses on the dearth of canonized diocesan priests, and delves into recent problems for the Fraternal Society of Saint Peter (FSSP).

Letter to Bishop Zarama: Implementing Fiducia Supplicans?

Bishop Zarama, gay flag, and Tucho Fernandez

Here, I ask the Bishop of Raleigh, Luis Rafael Zarama, whether his priests should ignore or implement Fiducia Supplicans.

Picturing a Mass Terror Attack & Three Days of Darkness

From terrorist conflagration to triumph.

What if we had over thousands of 9/11 terrorist attacks, followed by Three Days of Darkness, and finally the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary? Let’s see what that might look like.

How 1970s Lesbian Religious Sisters Made Greenville, NC a Sodomy Haven

Do you live in a leftwing urban hellhole with lots of fags? Have you ever pondered the specific mechanisms that made it that way? Chances are . . . modernist pseudo-Catholics had an influence.

Fr. Jim Magee – Greenville Parish’s Dictatorial Emperor

This article explains why we can’t afford to ignore petty-tyrant priests, like Fr. Jim Magee of Greenville, NC.

Mary’s Triumph – Will it Resemble the Exodus from Egypt?

The period of peace, following the Triumph of Mary’s Immaculate Heart, will be joyous but potentially difficult. What might we have in store for us when we emerge from Three Days of Darkness?

Our Lady’s Triumph – Something Wonderful in Store for Us

Let’s meditate on what it might be like once this horrible impoverished and wicked era ends. What will Mary’s Triumph bring to mankind?

Central Economic Planning Leads to Abortion (Quasi Re-Blog)

What does central economic planning (communism) have to do with abortion? A better question: what DOESN’T it have to do with it?

Why Don’t Trad Catholics Fight Back

When is it time for traditional Catholics to take up arms (whatever that may mean) and really oppose to the evil antichurch? There’s no perfect answer, but I offer a few things worth considering.

Bishop Strickland: Don’t Recognize, Just Resist!

Should Bishop Joseph Strickland “recognize” his cancellation by Antipope Bergoglio or resist it with all his will? I’d do the latter.

Part 2: Catholic Prophecy Industrial Complex

“When prophecy shall fail, the people shall be scattered abroad: but he that keepeth the law is blessed.” –Proverbs 29:18 You can never go wrong, meditating upon and following God’s law, even amid a chaotic era where false prophets outnumber the bona fide ones. This is true of visionaries, seers, teachers, political figures, and certainlyContinue reading “Part 2: Catholic Prophecy Industrial Complex”

Beware the Catholic Prophecy Industrial Complex

Do you get the sneaking suspicion that many modern prophecies (let’s say 1970s and later) are just plain idiotic? Well, we can thank the “prophecy hustlers” for promoting them indiscriminately.

The Godfather Trilogy: Unfit for Catholic Consumption

Should Catholics watch movies like The Godfather? No, if you’d like to avoid exposing yourself to immensity of sin.

Today’s World is Totally Fake

Why does it seem like everything is so fake or at least superficial these days? Here’s a glance at the many of examples of fake institutions, ideas, and people.

8 Ways Modernism Apes Catholicism

Modernism is the synthesis of all heresies, where its agents seek to uproot and revolutionize essentially everything the Church teaches. Although this should shock nobody, it leads to a loss of faith, fewer vocations, poor faith formation, and other tragic consequences. The good news is that the “ape” of the Church, is not the Church herself.

Semi-Arranged Marriages for Catholics

Are you tired of all the milquetoast articles on traditional Catholic courtship? Would you like a few ideas on how to do this without touchy-feels? Try these suggestions.

Eastern “Orthodox” – Manmade Religion for Zombies

Should beleaguered Catholics retreat to the Easter Orthodox church? No, and there are several reasons they shouldn’t (explained here).

Mein Kiss – By “Tucho” Fernandez (Satire)

This is more “kissing” poetry from “Cardinal” Fernandez. Here, The Tucho really flexes his poetic muscles (lips?). (Satire)

Bergoglio: Heretic or Undisputed Earthly King of Heresy?

Is Antipope Bergoglio a run-of-the-mill heretic . . . or . . . the Undisputed Earthly King of Heresy? Continue reading to learn more.

Diocese of Raleigh: Bishop Zarama’s Habitation for Dragons

Are you a traditional Catholic in the Diocese of Raleigh? Then you need to know why Bishop Zarama is in lockstep with Antipope Bergoglio and wants to stamp out the true faith.

God’s Love: Better Than Self-Loving “Pride”

Have you grown weary of “LGBTQ Pride” and would like something infinitely better? Then your only alternative is God’s love.

You are Called to Be Independent Counsel, Kenneth Starr

Should lay people investigate and formulate an opinion about Jorge Bergoglio’s antipapacy? Yes! Investigate just like Kenneth Starr investigated Bill Clinton.

Audit Catholic Sacristies Now! Fake Wine Recall!

Does your parish use the correct wine for Mass? If not, the Mass is invalid. Regrettably, this is happening in Kansas City . . . and probably many other places.

Catholics: Are you Suffering or Merely “Rotting?”

Does your life involve suffering, rotting, or neither? Find out why this matters for practicing Catholics.

Catholic Cardinals: Old and New (Holy versus Disastrous)

We have a lot more cardinals than in the old days. Find out why there’s been such a horrible deterioration in the quality of today’s Princes of the Church.

Waiting on Cardinals to Declare Bergoglio an Antipope?

Would you wait for economists to tell you the economy is collapsing? Find out why this is the same dynamic with the College of Cardinals and the Bergoglian antipapacy.

Does Sunday Mass Preaching Sound Like a “ChatGPT” sermon?

What happens if Catholic clergy start using ChatGPT to compose their sermons? Sadly, for many of them, it might be an upgrade.

Do You Fear The ‘Doctrine of the Fewness of the Saved’?

You should fear this doctrine because healthy attrition, which ordinarily precedes contrition, offers a great opportunity to vacate sin and love God. WARNING: This is a Church teaching you will not hear from your priest during his Mass homily or during any catechism class (child or adult). The modern Church, managed by gay dudes andContinue reading “Do You Fear The ‘Doctrine of the Fewness of the Saved’?”